If you have any questions about products/orders/my work, please check the FAQ’s first.
What sort of work do you/will you do?
If I can draw on it or design something to go on something else and it’s creatively exciting for me, I’ll pretty much work on anything.
How much would it cost for you to illustrate/design something for me/my project?
The short answer is that it totally depends on the piece/project. The best thing to do is fill in the contact form and let me know what you’d like, what it’s for, a budget (if you have one) and if there’s any kind of deadline. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can to talk it over further and then hopefully the fun bit can start.
Will you work for free?
If you can give me a load of money for free to pay my bills and eat, I’m sure we can work something out.
Would you like to be part of our exhibition/show?
Hell yeah I would! If you could fill in the contact form and give me some information about it and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.
Can we interview/feature you in our magazine/blog/website?
Why yes…yes you can! All you need to do is send some details in the contact form and I’ll get in touch as soon as I can.
Can I buy some of your work
You most certainly can! Follow the link to the Store and buy as many things as you’d like.
Do you do any colour stuff?
Not really, no. If the project was for something really fun, then I’d stretch to doing a single/two colour piece…but it would have to be really fun!
Have you ever killed a man?
Yes…but he was made of doughnuts and I was dreaming. Does that count?
Can you do the robot?
You bet your ass I can…watch. Good huh?
Products & Orders
How much does shipping cost and how long will it take to arrive?
For all shipping information and the returns policy, please take a look in the Terms & Conditions at the bottom of the page.
Where else can I buy your products?
All products are only available on this site. Follow the link to the Store and fill your boots!
Do you have any other colours/sizes available?
Products are only available in the colours/sizes shown on the product pages within the store.
Can we stock your products in our store?
I’m not looking to stock my products anywhere other than this site at the moment, sorry.